Oooh…it’s Black Friday and time for Deals…what if Scrooge was a New York hottie?
Certainly Mr. One-Percenter is not standing in line at Walmart or Best Buy.
No, no. Not this hunky Wall Street stock trader who thinks nothing of dropping $5,000 for a suit or a measly $3,000 for a bottle of champagne.
I imagine Nick is at MAMIE’S, his Gentlemen’s Club, checking out the girls for his, um, favorite past time…BDSM.
Wouldn’t it be fun if the girls at Mamie’s ran Black Friday Sales? I think so. So here you go. MAMIE’S Black Friday Deals just for you Nick Radnors out there looking for personalized Holiday BDSM treats:
Two pairs of girls wearing Christmas stockings and nothing else for the price of one.
Half off on caning.
Private “Strip-Mas” show at Midnight for early shoppers only.
Christmas suckers wearing cherry-flavored lipstick at 75 percent off.
And here is my favorite:
Christmas comes but once a year, but at Mamie’s, we guarantee you’ll come more than once, then come again!
Happy Holidays and have a Cruel Yule!!